Pet Rock...

This is a rather aimless adventure, but I can't change it now!

I used to have some pet rocks. They didn't look like this one though; they were basically one flat rock with a smaller one glued on top for a head, and maybe four pebbles glued around the sides for legs. And buttons for eyes. And some colorful paint. Fun to make, but then they just sit on the windowsill. Actually, they'd be good for in a planter, if you used permanent glue.

(The gnomes are a bit jealous, being made of concrete and therefore more susceptible to acid rain. At least, I think that's the case.)